RKLB
+2770%“The chart needs to calm the hell down.”
Now on iPhone & Android
The Stock Market's Favorite Group Chat
Real-time stock alerts with personalities, sarcasm, and occasional emotional damage.
Built by a real investor. Used by real investors. Market results may vary.
FEATURED ALERTNVDA • $211.16 • +745%
NVDA is down. This is financially rude as hell.
Portfolio tracking
Roasting alerts
Shareable brags
Entertainment and informational purposes only. Not financial advice. But the notifications may hurt your feelings.
NVDA • $211.16 • +745%
NVDA is down. This is financially rude as hell.
NVDA is down. This is financially rude as hell.
Alerts with personality
Stock alerts don’t have to be boring.
StockBrags tracks the numbers, then talks to you like the group chat after a market-moving candle.
Recent Personalities
Every position gets a personality.
MU
+871%“That was a damn money cannon.”
NVDA
+745%“This is financially rude as hell.”
Why StockBrags
A finance app for people who check their portfolio too much.
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Track
Follow your positions with portfolio-aware tracking, average cost, shares, price movement, and alerts that actually feel alive.
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Brag
Celebrate wins, share performance, and capture the rare moments when your brokerage account lets you feel something.
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Survive
Get roasted when the market decides you deserve it. Losses happen. At least now they have better copywriting.
Portfolio-Aware Tracking
Not just price checks. Actual position context.
StockBrags can track average cost and shares so users can see what actually matters: position value, profit/loss, and whether the portfolio is cooking or coping.
Portfolio Value$2,406,020.00
Profit / Loss+$2,256,020.00
Current MoodDelusional Optimist
Follow the chaos
Daily investing memes for emotionally diversified portfolios.
The app tracks your stocks. Instagram tracks the collective financial damage.
Investor Review
“I downloaded it for stock alerts. I stayed because it insulted my portfolio with better timing than my brokerage app.”
— A very emotionally diversified StockBrags user
Independent App
Built by an independent developer and investor.
StockBrags is what happens when portfolio tracking, push notifications, and finance meme culture get locked in the same room during market hours.
Available everywhere
StockBrags is now live on iPhone and Android.
Track tickers, set smarter alerts, review notification history, flex gains, and get roasted no matter which side of the phone war your portfolio lost on.
Support
Need help with StockBrags?
For support, purchase questions, bug reports, or feedback, email:
stockbrags@norlc.comDisclaimer
StockBrags is for entertainment and informational purposes only. It does not provide financial, investment, legal, tax, or professional advice. Stock data may be delayed, inaccurate, or unavailable.